Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please stop
Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.
IneffableLullaby 13
It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(
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sallen0046 4
It's a parrot. That's pretty much all they do. If you don't want them to repeat something, you don't say it where they can hear you. Teach it some new words and phrases so it finds something else to latch on to.
tehgreenwyrd 0
kill the bird. it might relieve some stress. if not, then at least you've got a main course for dinner.
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
Genius. i love it.
Jaykayfu 0
Well . If I were you, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU xO ."
LordLiam316 0
what would you drink with that?
15thPrestige 0
OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (in this case saying something) or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL
gooBUZZ 0
Nice
15thPrestige 0
OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (or in this case saying something) that you don't want it to do or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL
gooBUZZ 0
Triple
15thPrestige 0
OP just walk out of the room if it's doing something (or in this case saying something) that you don't want it to do or try 17's idea. But if you already tried this. FYL.
gooBUZZ 0
Post.
mightymart 5
LOL thats funny.. i hate those birds XD
rillshiegin 0
Love to Love Hate to Hate Just like #31 won't shut up.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Umm, that's why her ex's name (John, Joe, Jim, etc) would go before 'is a douchebag' " John is a douchebag" for example... Not that difficult. if I were her new boyfriend, I would get a kick out of that.