Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please stop
Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.
IneffableLullaby 13
It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(
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Comments (88)
A7xPenguin 0
damn! well maybe if u weren't screaming his name soo much!! jk jk.....not really
milo588 2
*cocks gun*
theonlysweetpea 10
#64ftw
TypoH 7
see what moaning teaches animals?
HomeAl0ne 20
Teach it a new phrase that's more useful. I suggest "Here kitty kitty kitty".
mandypandypants 4
I guess you're gonna have to shoot your parrot with a BB gun.
deidre823 7
.....So get rid of the damn bird. Duh.
prettylittledevi 0
maybe he learned to say it from you screaming his name while having sex... that's your fault:)
Calyx_fml 22
Your parrot's in love with your ex. Maybe that's why he broke up with you, so he could date your parrot.
154rct 7
shoot it