Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please stop
Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.
IneffableLullaby 13
It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(
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rjdr 7
lol
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
teach it to poo on a picture of him then go and release it in his house so it poos all over him. mwahahaha I know I'm a genius.
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
You are a genius. I love you forever...
48Connor 10
bring the bird out back, close the door and listen to some loud music
isaiaha11 2
just eat the bird
NitroTonicsFML 4
Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.
BleakAsFcuk 0
I feel as though this may need a side of something, it seems a bit bland.
k3rslc 0
Om nom nom, parrot. <3
DU0 0
.... Kool-Aid? ;D
Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0
i automatically love you for that comment
DU0 0
Woot Woot!
werty30 0
haaaa
ZeeBest86 6
18, you're just loving everyone today, do you have daddy issues??
L0V34L1F3 9
Your parrot misses him. :(
PeteyPablo12308 20
Teach it ( boyfriends name) is a douchebag. That would be a little better right?
FYLDeep 26
Til she gets a new boyfriend and it keeps calling him a douche-bag.
MrsLender_fml 3
In soviet russia, boyfriend's name repeats parrot!
vegan_muffin 5
That's what I was thinking, too! "boyfriend" "douchebag" "boyfriend" "douchebag" it's a constant reminder of why he's gone.
osirisx3 0
Well, that's unfortunate.
IneffableLullaby 13
It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(
Buchitoo 4
KILL IT!!!! lol j/k. Sucks for you OP.
chelle_starlight 0
aflockalypse
unidentified_sta 5
I normally would ask "what?", but it seems I'd be wasting my time seeking answers in this case.
Luky13 0
haha. SNL reference.
maybaybe 0
Damn that would be so annoying. I feel sorry for you, OP :(
AmeenWhoElse 0
Ask your parrot who's a douchebag and see wat he replies
15thPrestige 0
I'd laugh if he said her name.
nathan5 0
Or yours