Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please stop
Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.
IneffableLullaby 13
It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(
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Donkeydick360 0
Tie a 20lb weight to its feet and throw it out the window it'll be fun to watch and you won't have to hear it anymore
Alanah101 0
How funny reminds me of my friend who cheated on her boyfriend. I thought it would be funny to teach the parrot the guys name, Jerry. So every time my friend went in to their family room the parrot would say his name. LOL.
ColdGold 6
No one has sex with Jerry.
LiNdOoO 0
ur very sexyy ; )
nana2255 0
It was all part of your x's masterplan
ninjalover12 0
Maybe ur ex trained him.... Ninja ex
FreakingFYou 13
ydi for screaming his name all those times.
DalekScythe 0
aw! your parrot misses him! :(
sorrowevicteon 9
Squawk! You life sucks, just wanted to remind you! Squawk!
Unlucky_Gun 0
Your parrot either misses him or is mocking you