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Please stop

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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doglover100 29

Give the parrot to him.