Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please stop
Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.
IneffableLullaby 13
It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(
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tygerarmy 35
YDI for having sex in front of your parrot and screaming your ex's name. Just be happy the parrot doesn't mimic any of your sound effects.
thedisturbedone5 0
that comment made my day
butterfly403 12
I was thinking the exact same thing! LOL.
CiaraLovesYouu 0
You deserved it. Teaches you not to **** in front of a bird that would mimic what you say. Stop moping, at least the bird isn't copying your moaning.
macskapingvin 0
I'm impressed by your ability to mimic the post before you!
Unlucky_Gun 0
Haha that would be hilarious. I wish I was a parrot
Rakesh6888 0
May be your parrot misses your x!! apparently u don..
izbeemo 6
parrot apparently likes your ex more than you. FYL.
meh_meh_meh 2
Find new boyfriend with same name. Problem solved!
meh_meh_meh 2
Also, I say YDI for repeating his name so often by your parrot. Unless you were married, or planning on getting married, it would have been a better idea to NOT do that.
rockarolln89 0
And this is why you smash gash at your partner's place if you have a parrot...
MacdaddyMaddy 0
he could be saying somthing ten times worse, like " you *****" true story I was watching mean girls with my parrot and everyday after school I was greeted with " boo you *****"
Snickahs 0
Maybe your ex left you for the parrot
sk3l370n 0
Every time it says his name pull out 1 feather. Works 100%