Annoying and Students: Please leave

Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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I can't hear myself think in here

By Anonymous - 06/10/2022 08:30

Today, and for the past two weeks, my teacher hasn't taken a class, saying that she doesn't want to teach a class as loud as ours. When she does teach, it's near impossible to hear her over the yelling of other students. I checked the syllabus for an exam and it has two topics that she didn't cover. The exam is in two days. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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Stay safe, stay home

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:37

Every couple of minutes whisper "PENIS" until she gets kicked out.

SirWhatsHisFace 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:08

Im gonna go out on a limb here and sugest that she might be on meth.

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analyzewithin 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:57

Oh. Emm. Gee. Really? Move seats, change classes, talk to the teacher about it... You have a few options. More proactive, less cackle. +/-

iranoutofnames 6

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:58

it's ganna be a long semester

MissGrinch 4

Wednesday 29 September 2010 9:59

Hmm... Immaturity? Most definitely. However, perhaps there is something else occurring beneath the surface.

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:11

Laughing uncontrollably at that every time? I agree, and came in to say something similar. Obviously there is something seriously wrong with her. Maybe laughing to cover up something awful. Either way, talk to the professor. I'm sure she's disturbing others. There was a man, probably in his late 40s or older in my french class who would purposely mispronounce along with the tape. I couldn't hear the actual pronounciation, and he wouldn't stfu. He stopped after I told him to stop acting like a 6 year old douchebag and drop the course if he didn't wanna learn the language. He was covering up for the fact that he was a dumbass, i guess, because he failes every test and got Fs on all the homework. Talk to this woman and ask her to please stop because it is interferring with your studies. If she doesn't stop, tell her off. If she continues, tell the teacher when others can hear, you're probably not alone in this.

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 29 September 2010 16:53

It's pretty obvious. If he laughs everytime, and doesn't wait for the tape to even say it before trying.. It's a dead giveaway. I forgot to mention the uncontrollable giggling after every word. I wouldn't have said anything if it hasn't been completely obvious. Point of the story was to tell OP what she could do.

Stanekus 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:48

Tell her that she isn't in fifth grade anymore.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 29 September 2010 10:58

Last time I started laughing like an idiot in class was one I was in the computer lab and noticed that some guy left his flash drive behind inside the computer I was at. I loaded it up and saw that there was a text file on it called "To Do List". I opened it up and added "Locate Flash Drive" to the bottom of the list of things he had to do. I don't know why but I thought it was ******* hilarious.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 29 September 2010 15:03

How odd. That made me chuckle too.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 12 July 2014 15:14

That made me laugh.

KansasCity 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 11:06

turn around and say SHHHHH!

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 29 September 2010 11:31

I hope she doesn't plan to work with victims of sexual assault since she finds it so funny... How old is she 6?

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:05

Give her some "cough syrup" and enjoy the peace and quiet. Robitussin might work, but play it safe and make your own cough syrup with Everclear, Vicodin and Lemon Pledge for flavor. If symptoms persist, you may want to add some ground-up peyote mushrooms to the mix. While this might make your class more tolerable, your new problem will be the irritating, persistent customer for your new cough syrup business.

bethanyleigh 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 17:49

wouldn't that be a toxic combo with the pledge and all?

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 September 2010 20:03

Naw, just use a little Pledge for flavor. With any luck, it will make the cackling noisebox nauseous and she'll have to take her eructations to the bathroom.