Herman
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Pet peeve
Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
goodbyepromotion
Dayton, United States
Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
really
Australia
Today, after telling my boss about my hearing problem, she simply told me to "listen harder". FML
Rebecca
Austin, United States
Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML
Anonymous
Today, coming home after a hard day's work was so relaxing. FML
retail hell
Waterbury, United States
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
godhatesme
United States
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML
Anonymous
Washington, United States
Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML
BigGinge
Toxic masculinity
Today, I'm depressed. After trying to talk to my boss about it, twice, as it has been affecting my work, I've been told to, "Stop thinking about it" and to, "Man up." He has also told me to come to him with any problems I'm having, and to be honest with him. FML
creepingjennie
Droopy
Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML
Top comments
paprikacha 9
This is only an FML if you lost your cool at the end of the day and proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with a stapler, then ended up involved in 3-hour high speed cop chase on the internet, and are now posting from the iPhone you managed to hide in your rectum before being incarcerated, where you are currently waiting for a 6'5 man named Blondie to come in and 'show you a good time'.
honutattoo 0
haha he was probably high
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Comments (163)
mr_miyagi 0
relax dude
welderchick87 0
How the hell did this get posted?? There is nothing about that little sentence that ***** up your life.
omnistryder 0
relax dude, relax
Z_Money 0
how exactly is this an fml? did I miss something, like a reference or inside joke?
sosadrightnow 4
Was he trying to give you drugs at the same time? I have a feeling he was.
shauns22192 0
@ #40 - dude stfu this is not a perfect fml I think your a fuckhead for thinking that, this is the most pointless fml i have ever read
Apotheosis5267 0
This is a shit FML >.>
meezy137 0
1 yes in a moderate isn't all it takes 4 a fml to get by..many ppl said yes to it but idk y
suppressed08 2
relax dude ;D
sublimedude777 0
Relax dude! :)