Love: Perfect timing!

Perfect timing!

By Savanerzz - 18/03/2018 01:30

Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML

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Zekfen 17

Sunday 18 March 2018 1:38

At least when you resell it you can say it has never been worn?

Rabite 28

Sunday 18 March 2018 2:10

You know where to send the bill.

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tonyfan00 38

Monday 19 March 2018 6:01

At least you weren't told he was breaking up after you cause a car crash!

DanielleinDC 32

Tuesday 20 March 2018 1:17

I'm so sorry. Hopefully you can sell the dress without losing too much money.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 23 March 2018 4:22

Did you already pay for it? If not, just don't pick it up. Or, since you won't be wearing it, get a refund and leave it there.

Firestar268 24

Monday 2 April 2018 19:14

Sorry for the loss. But at least it happened before you tied the knot. Money wasted is better than time wasted in my book

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