Peacocking PUA syndrome

By hardtoignore - 03/10/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
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perdix 29

Which is why you don't. . . *lowers sunglasses* Crash, thud, thud, "watch out, asshole!," Ouch, oof, tinkle, moan, gasp. wear your sunglasses at night.

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SigmaSky 5

I like this purely for the use of the phrase "glorious technicolor." :)

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42billybob 5

Pro tip: you don't want the girls who those techniques work on.

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Calyx_fml 21

Try the Tom Leykis style instead. 1 get rich. 2 get hot chicks.

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davek 36

I'm afraid you just lost The Game.

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emmanizzer 6

You sure the book wasn't titled "Mating Techniques of the Wild Peacock"?

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hoonyer 17

YDI, only douche's wear sunglasses indoors/at night, it's funny but at the same time kinda sad :/

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dogpup4 23

Even before you fell over you would have looked like a complete prick.

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loserthegreat 11

i'll be honest, i've never heard of sunglasses and a bright shirt being a seduction technique. my advice? throw your book away.

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iwadasn 32

Attracting a mate by having the brightest colors...was this book targeted towards parrots, by any chance?

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