Payday

Yeet it time

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

Workers of the world unite

Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML

Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML

You're fired!

Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML