Transportation: Panic on the streets

Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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You deserved it 49 652

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 900

You deserved it 49 584

Thanks Officer

By Selective Seatbelt Struggle - 01/12/2022 10:00

Today, I tried to put my seatbelt on. For some reason, it absolutely refused to click. I got frustrated, gave up, and just went on without it. I then got pulled over for not wearing it. I said to the officer, "Stupid question: can you TRY to put my seatbelt on?" He did. With no trouble. What did I do different? FML

I agree, your life sucks 261

You deserved it 943

Wee woo wee woo

By joshualover - 23/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 531

You deserved it 28 361

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 999

You deserved it 13 778

Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 523

You deserved it 44 720

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 559

You deserved it 25 268

Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 361

You deserved it 57 801

Detained

By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 034

You deserved it 6 928

By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 445

You deserved it 31 064

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 201

You deserved it 3 564

daniel_dd31 13

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:17

You get REALLY nervous around police.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:18

Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

Comments

uhhSavage 22

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:34

Here's your sign.

Anubis_81 21

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:34

That's just dumb.

PyroManiacGirl 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 11:51

And somehow you managed to get your motorcycle license? Yikes...

jaytee1994 9

Saturday 29 December 2012 13:01

I'd love to see the police face on this one!:) this made my day:)

mellowmo0d88 8

Saturday 29 December 2012 13:24

I love how this FML has zero "you deserve it" and "your life sucks" ratings

jjmiller1001 17

Saturday 29 December 2012 13:58

I seriously doubt you could remember to breathe if this were true

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 29 December 2012 14:22

Was you helmet strapped on a little too tight.

Syntax_fml 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 14:31

I really didn't need to laugh that hard before trying to go to sleep.

pakalyps 2

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:03

Epic!!!!

nicnpeachy 11

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:15

Hmm...maybe the wind in your face should of been a clue that you were on a motorcycle!!!

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