soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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PhoenixLE 0
You should tell him... so he knows to stay the **** away from you.
sportsnut 0
you should really see a psychiatrist because you are either insane or mentally retarded...i'm going with retarded
AmericaPie 0
I think you need some lovin'. Sign your name at the bottom and tell him that you are inspired to create art whenever you see him.
pwnage79 0
you dont key someones can if they stand u up you ******* retard! ps get a calender
WildClown 0
Uh...YOU ARE ONE CRAZY BITCH. I bet you're fun in bed.
reroller 0
What the hell is that? FYL?? More like F HIS Life for even meeting you...
atheist666 0
YDI for bein a dumb bitch
youdontsay 0
Hahaha I love it! Couldn't wait eh?
whatstheproblem 0
you guys are so lame.
DEE8672 0
WTF u r that desperate?