soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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blondemoment 0
Yeah, you COMPLETELY deserve it. Who thinks it a great idea to key a car after being stood up on ONE date? That makes you a bit of an asshole.
bitterpill1 0
you must be REALLY desperate. ydi, but deny it.
Audio828 2
Girl you crazy.
somaturee 0
Did you forget your Midol?
Radiation_fml 0
Hahahaha, 530 comments. Awesome. Way to go!
shaPOW 0
good luck explaining that one. YDI
whatevs80 0
asdfjklxo - isn't it nap time for you and your little friends?
kkutz32 0
Crazy and stupid... Not good
razzumfrazzum 0
asdfjklxo your friend's a stupid bitch as are you for posting something so blatantly idiotic then getting upset and boo hooing when the internet calls you mean names and is rude to you BAAAAAAWWWWWWW I SO SAD CUZ THE INTERNET PPL ARE BEING MEAN TO ME BAAAWWWWWWW!! LOL Pathetic tweens. Also not everybody on here is from the U.S. or in your time zone.
flyordien3rd 0
Your so petty why would you key someone's car cause they stood you up you deserve to not be with him and more in my opinion, grow up