soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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chapelsen 0
all I have to say (if it hasn't been said before) is that I hope this guy comes to this site, sees your post, and reports you to the police....that shit is ****** messed up! Go get help before you seriously harm someone!!!
Cittenscollar 0
Either you're 16 or you're one of those pathetic women who grow up never maturing past the level of a 16 year old. You don't even know how badly I'm judging you in my head right now.
AutumnsMonologue 0
#552- Im 16, I would never even dream of doing this. Stereotype much? lol =P But yeah PSYCHOOOOO poor guy
sblkman 0
Don't reproduce.
scooterrr 0
put the key down and let's share a group hug.
embie 0
oh shameeee.
youdontsay 0
Hahaha. So how was the date the following day? Hope u brought a spare key just incase
Sapphy 0
good job >.>
katiek 0
psycho.
peace2daworld 0
O come onnnnnnnn it's not that baddd!!!!!!!!