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soljaboy This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Overreaction much?

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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#509 cadenernest Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha. Now that is WIN. Thread ended right there.

Wow... even if he had stood you up, by doing that you definitely are not making yourself look like the better person. YDI.

JANDERSONIII PHd in "Queer Studies"???? You cannot be serious! What a waste of an education. The fact that you are really offended by any comments on FML while trying to defend your radically one-sided position proves that you are not very confident in your "studies". You've already contradicted yourself several times;I bet you'd be hilarious in a debate. So you've read a few feminist books and done a few papers...whoopee! The problem with degree programs such as this is that you're presented with one or two related ideas and anything that opposes those ideas in any way is heresy to you. It is very much like a cult. This degree and studies of this nature are not helping improve the role of women in our society. Rather they just polarize people into a us against them mindset. Way to win one for the human race. ASDFJKLXO - children *sigh*, go outside an play.

You're gonna die alone you cow!!!!!

ShannonSucks 0

Who DOES that? Thats so creeper-tastic.

JoeCool123 0

That is pretty psycho. I have a phrase for that: dumb B****

Karnezar 2

Today, I set up a date with a girl I met. Later on, I saw that my car was keyscratched. Not wanting to make a bad impression, I called, and cancelled the date. She reacted by bashing my windows in. FML

It's bitches like you that give women a bad rep never go after the car you crazy ho YDI

jeez way to assume u psychotic bitch

babybarb 0

I think you need therapy. You're a psychotic bitch