soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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henrywfstone 0
**** your life? **** the poor guys life!!!!! he's the one that should be writing an FML... "today, the crazy girl i asked on a date keyed my car because she thought i stood her up. the date was tomorrow. FML."
sweetj82 0
wow your a stupid bitch no way this is a FML
netbeui435 3
You're a freak.
IceCream53423 0
You all know the OP didn't mispell tomorrow right? Retards.
RedFlash_fml 0
#155 Ftw.
pog0_fml 0
Do this guy a favor and don't go out with him tomorrow. But keep an eye on your car. If he comes to key it when you don't show up, you guys just might be perfect for each other.
Smiley14_fml 0
crazy bitch.
blaznboi 0
Learn to use a freakin' calendar!
pfmlwilly 0
Get that shit that Billy Mays sells and apologize.
sirmixalot 0
JANDERSON, ur talking about womens rights and all that shit like voting... I'm pretty sure this girl wasn't alive when women weren't allowed to vote. If she is she is like 60 years old. So just shut up with ur damn bullshit.