soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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vicxxx 0
you suck
mon_e_mons 0
damn. calm down you psycho. this is an F his life. he got his car keyed out of know where. poor guy.
flavadog 0
F*CKING LOONY, stop being so dramatic an get a grip and FFS stop watching so many lameass hollywood movies where u see ppl do stuff like this! IT IS ACTUALLY NOT NORMAL !! tell him what u did and pay for it, u f*cking deserved it retard!
benshady 0
You should use a calender to keep track of your life and now I don't think he will go out with you after that stupid move.
feltzem 0
You're an f-ing psycho
BikerMike 0
fatal attraction
FMLer69 4
Johnsonbass13 - Wins!
shmunk 0
HAHA you so crazy...im wanna have your baby as they say
Krring 0
I think you should stop dating before someone gets killed...
wezlay 0
That six but u dumbass