Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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kyreej1 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:13

Wow ydi for being an outrageous asshole... Next time take ALL the pills that were prescribed for u. Lol

fmlAllStar7274 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:13

wow, u are one crazy ass bitch, I mean, really? People like you are what start wars and make the world an unhappy place.... YDI

jasmine1259 2

Friday 5 June 2009 2:13

wat 3 said, he doesn't know you did it =)

noshitsherlock 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:14

WOW crazy ******* psycho bitch who's also stupid. What a good combo.

Mrnub 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:14

That's kinda crazy... Keying a car over someone standing u up? YDI

spazmatic 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:14

fuckedd up bitch

treli1593 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:14

psycho ***** move

haggyhog 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:14

o wow i wonder if u will tell him or not i think we might be reading his FML some day. Today i had found out my car got keyed in the middle of the night and i have a date in 30 mins FML HAHA

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Friday 5 June 2009 2:15

Wow good effin job i personally wouldve just CALLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heyyou1203 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:15

wow... ur a bitch and give women everywhere a bad name. I hope he gets a restraining order against you.

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