soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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Comments (702)
kyreej1 0
Wow ydi for being an outrageous asshole... Next time take ALL the pills that were prescribed for u. Lol
fmlAllStar7274 0
wow, u are one crazy ass bitch, I mean, really? People like you are what start wars and make the world an unhappy place.... YDI
jasmine1259 2
wat 3 said, he doesn't know you did it =)
noshitsherlock 0
WOW crazy ******* psycho bitch who's also stupid. What a good combo.
Mrnub 0
That's kinda crazy... Keying a car over someone standing u up? YDI
spazmatic 0
fuckedd up bitch
treli1593 0
psycho ***** move
haggyhog 0
o wow i wonder if u will tell him or not i think we might be reading his FML some day. Today i had found out my car got keyed in the middle of the night and i have a date in 30 mins FML HAHA
GR3453m0nk3y 4
Wow good effin job i personally wouldve just CALLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyyou1203 0
wow... ur a bitch and give women everywhere a bad name. I hope he gets a restraining order against you.