soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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BrEnTaN 0
Wow just wow. What the hell were you thinking. I'll go just key scatch his car instead of kicking his ass
nizmotuner 0
Burn in hell. NEVER ever ever ever ever mess with a mans car, WTF is wrong with you! YDI. Karma....nuff said
OMGQueenB 0
FHL for having to go on a date with a psycho tomorrow. I'm with #1.
AshleyRose784 0
Wouldn't you maybe call someone before keying their car? Just a thought...
insert_name 0
holy shit...remind me to never stand a girl up...keying his car for something like that? you need help...
aback 5
If he hasn't figured out it was you, do the poor guy a favor and drop him. Find somebody who likes to play with the loonies.
rocker8877 0
Dumb bitch... Don't freak out, he's just not the one then
rallets 23
you say you had a date with "this" guy. what guy? do we know him?
budw 0
You suck!!
WVUdave 0
Wow, anger issues? Check! Psyco? Check! Karma paying you back? Priceless!