Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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falloutgurl517 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:37

this is how MY conversation would've gone.... "dude, my car got keyed last night!" "OH MY GOD! No way?! I wonder why someone did that!" but then again, thats just me

brandonmiller21 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:37

you're a freakin nutjob....glad I don't have to worry about dating you.

narutoxhinata 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:37

maybe you should have put/checked it on the calendar before you were going to the restaurant?

YouGotJizzed 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:38

Hopefully he doesn't find out...

xoxcassandraaxox 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:39

Wait... did you key your name into it? God, you're an idiot...

Shlizabeth 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:40

You're a stupid bitch, clearly you don't even deserve to be in public with sane people.

payden 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:42

I hope you read these comments and realize that your life does indeed suck. LOL great stuff.

TheLizardKing 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:42

With a name like soljaboy, ydi definitly

ArtsySwag 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:43

You need anger management... Even if he had stood you up, that's no reason to vandalize someone's personal property. How childish.

Sleepwalker418 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:43

You're ******* crazy. You keyed your date's car for standing you up? Don't breed. Please.

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