soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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falloutgurl517 0
this is how MY conversation would've gone.... "dude, my car got keyed last night!" "OH MY GOD! No way?! I wonder why someone did that!" but then again, thats just me
brandonmiller21 0
you're a freakin nutjob....glad I don't have to worry about dating you.
narutoxhinata 0
maybe you should have put/checked it on the calendar before you were going to the restaurant?
YouGotJizzed 0
Hopefully he doesn't find out...
xoxcassandraaxox 0
Wait... did you key your name into it? God, you're an idiot...
Shlizabeth 0
You're a stupid bitch, clearly you don't even deserve to be in public with sane people.
payden 0
I hope you read these comments and realize that your life does indeed suck. LOL great stuff.
TheLizardKing 0
With a name like soljaboy, ydi definitly
ArtsySwag 0
You need anger management... Even if he had stood you up, that's no reason to vandalize someone's personal property. How childish.
Sleepwalker418 0
You're ******* crazy. You keyed your date's car for standing you up? Don't breed. Please.