Embarrassing, Sports, Awkward and Health: Out of shape

Out of shape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Monday 5 September 2011 11:49

Run those circles like a boss!

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Monday 5 September 2011 12:04

At least you were running instead of doing nothing. That's probably more than a lot of people can say.

Comments

MaddyHatter 8

Monday 5 September 2011 15:09

don't strain yourself, though;)

Katuski 4

Monday 5 September 2011 15:11

Hey, at least you're getting some exercise.

Dkm14 4

Monday 5 September 2011 15:32

U should get ankle weights

samikitty961 8

Monday 5 September 2011 15:36

get a treadmill. Problem solved.

gleeklove 2

Monday 5 September 2011 15:38

At least jog in place so you don't get dizzy!!!!

carleesmokespot7 0

Monday 5 September 2011 15:44

:( run with me!

mexicoman101 6

Monday 5 September 2011 15:44

I know how you feel man, people are pricks. Just join a gym. It's a whole lotta fat people trying to better themselves so there is a line of respect.

JMoney4110 0

Monday 5 September 2011 16:38

Or buy a workout video?? Yeah I'll go with the workout video

BagelBoy97 13

Monday 5 September 2011 15:54

Lol my dad did that once.

sciencekidster1 8

Monday 5 September 2011 15:58

Feel the burn

Cheesecakee 11

Monday 5 September 2011 16:05

Atleast your running ?

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