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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML

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By Aric - 08/10/2020 05:01

Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML

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Flying Karens

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 18:00

Today, I had to deal with a grown-ass woman having a tantrum at me because the plane, which she was over an hour late for, dared to set off without her. Yes, DARED TO, as though she thought she was so special that it was reasonable for a plane with hundreds of passengers to wait just for her. FML

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Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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You deserved it 2 449

Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 00:13 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

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You deserved it 5 925

Run run run

By mad flyer - 21/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, after my first flight landed late, I burned out my lungs sprinting full speed for 10 minutes to catch my next flight. The gate number on my ticket was wrong. It had been changed to one right next to where I had originally pulled up to. FML

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Go away, lady!

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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You deserved it 2 741

By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 19:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

Girls just wanna go home

By budadepressed - 18/07/2016 21:22 - United States - Burnsville

Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 1 085

I just work here, lady

By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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You deserved it 82

By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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You deserved it 282

Andatop 16

Monday 29 December 2014 0:08

what a plane in the ass.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 29 December 2014 0:13

"It's not my fault you're a ******* idiot, ma'am." How I would love to be able to speak my mind to some certain individuals! ;)

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angieefmylife 3

Monday 29 December 2014 1:41

Working at the airport is constantly being blamed for acts of God and gate changes sorry OP

amileah13 26

Monday 29 December 2014 1:46

Some people are just so lazy. Freaking fast food has ruined us

YellowKettleBell 31

Tuesday 30 December 2014 17:08

Oh, don't blame fast food. Technology doesn't help, either. Why go to your friends house and play sports when you can get on facebook and fml?

jorritkingma 6

Monday 29 December 2014 1:55

Murica

baddaz 3

Monday 29 December 2014 2:00

Laziness over 9000

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 29 December 2014 2:16

What a ******** passenger, and lazy aswell. I guess that's what you expect from the majority of the US is like

Bragi 12

Monday 29 December 2014 2:48

Now THIS is a nasty patron.

vikky538 28

Monday 29 December 2014 2:55

idiots everywhere...

EKDH 11

Monday 29 December 2014 4:29

People are so rude anymore. You had done nothing wrong.

WasabiMars 21

Monday 29 December 2014 4:33

It could have been worse OP. You could have been that bitchin' lady with the Low-IQ Syndrome.

Terrynics 8

Monday 29 December 2014 4:56

**** that noise.

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