Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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The_Creeper_fml 8
Brony+Thug Life... Oh my god he must sag his rainbow skinny jeans. That is amazing.
EvilTeddysRock 2
if you go back about a days worth of fml's I think you'll find your culprit.
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Comments (189)
AndrewRoks1998 2
CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. ROB. SWAG.
KyoteeWilliams 4
Yes. YES. YEESS!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
**** you I can't eat all of these apples!
j_cat187 20
Seriously, what do these men see in this show?
OffToTheGayBar 9
I'm not gonna lie, I watch for the plot. ;) Truthfully, the cartoon is extremely well-written. It's humorous and provides superb lessons on friendship, lessons I use regularly. The characters, well, I can see myself in a few. That's a wonderful feeling, you know?
j_cat187 20
I tried watching it and I just could not make it through the intro. The intro embarrassed the shit out of me. Are the writers aware of their audience?
Autobot93 10
92- yes they are
gianthelper 1
So wut it could have been a pegasister too dont be haten on bronies ok
idontknowyou123 0
**** she knows what we did!... I mean what the **** is a brony? I don't even...
BlackBlazeCobra 16
A Brony is An avid (or even obsessive) fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. There are a tin of them too.
idontknowyou123 0
44 - That joke went right over your head. Reread the first part, notice the pause and the forced meme at the end. The whole thing implies that I'm a closet Brony.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Well excuse me, it's 5 am here and I'm tired as shit. Not like I can get things right away :/
AdrianEC 15
But... what about Love and Tolerance?
redbluegreen 41
That lesson's been set aside until their incarceration.
LarryLaDouche 13
Love, tolerate, and then rob the shit out of unsuspecting mofos.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Well, so much for love and tolerate. Sorry that happened, OP.
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Those bronies need to be stopped! Sorry you were robbed, OP
VixSparda 5
wow. brony robbed?
IeatyouYoueatme1 2
******* Bronies...
perdix 31
Single, middle-aged guys who are Care Bears fans are saying, "Tough shit, buddy, that's what you get when you live among fools who latch on to the wrong cartoon!" "Care Barons" are ironically vindictive pricks.