Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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The_Creeper_fml 8
Brony+Thug Life... Oh my god he must sag his rainbow skinny jeans. That is amazing.
EvilTeddysRock 2
if you go back about a days worth of fml's I think you'll find your culprit.
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Comments (189)
gummythegator 0
As a brony I must say, I would have robbed your house just for the ponies. Dem ponies are the shit.
jujubunni5 9
At least they knew whats up.
Rokara 10
It was not me, I swear. I got my McDonald's Mane 6 legitimately I SWEAR!!
hateevryone 15
He's only going to sell it. That's what all thieves do.
kimg0885 23
MLP? That's jus messed up I'm sorry
shutupanddance 0
NOT THE PONIES!!! NOOOOO!!! **** your daughter's life.
baked_goods 5
And this is why no one likes bronies. Not just the robbery, but the comments on brony-related FMLs. I find it adorable that when bronies say "love and tolerance" it really means "hate and trolling". Way to prove the 'anti-bronies' wrong, guys. Now please, tell us more about how you learn valuable lessons about friendship and periods from your 6-12 girl demographic cartoon that flagrantly panders to lonely internet bronies who have elected to remain virgins the rest of their lives.
laurenmacias 0
I bet the robber was fabulous
livibobs98 7
i don't know why but i want to hear the little girls FML on here i want someone to make it up an make my day
coe08 6
BRONY BRO'S!!!!!!