Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML
Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I went for my first eye test ever. Turns out I have astigmatism and need glasses. This is already on top of me already having a hearing aid, having hypertension of my joints, autism, and endometriosis. FML
Today, I broke my glasses. My eyesight is horrible, I can’t see things that aren’t super close to my face. I'm supposed to drive to another state tomorrow. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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HappinessBug 0
I hope you get a refund :)
kellster 2
This just happened to me, too! I'm so sorry! And no, everyone, you can't return them, no matter how unopened/unused the contacts are!
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Comments (74)
kellster 2
This just happened to me, too! I'm so sorry! And no, everyone, you can't return them, no matter how unopened/unused the contacts are!
badazz489 1
actually, as long as the contact box is unopened and in good condition and the contacts aren't expired, you can return them. and any reputable optometrist would take care of that no questions asked....
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
i do have aid you know what else i have. read my name =]
Talonaran 2
1.Whats a "DIC"? Sounds like an abbreviation. Do you mean DICtionary? You have a big dictionary? 2.Most guys who SAY they have a big penis on the internet usually have a small penis Also FYL OP
Kiwi_Splash 0
It's called "wanting to grab as much money from you as you can" :)
XRiseToFallAgain 0
If you guys don't care that he's first, then stop being so jealous he got it before you and commenting on it. Morons.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
#17 is just jelous
tarula 1
Maybe don't buy so many at once? Who said your eyesight would stay the same?
msw52 0
why wouldnt you buy a years worth at a time? i do, sometimes a year and a half, because everytime i order more i have to go and get a check up. most people dont really feel like having to go to the eye doctor for a check up multiple times a year
crazyride 0
It could be the type you only get once a year. My contacts I only change out one every year....I don't have the weekly or monthly type.
beerab 0
I wouldn't use the once a year contacts- I did that for years and ended up having some issues that I had to have fixed. Now I use the monthly ones and haven't had an issue since.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
dont be hating on my dick just cause you have a small one and cant pleasure a female with it
lo_k 0
You sir can't spell worth shit. Jelous? Dic? Moron. haha
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
you sir fail
lo_k 0
ha, i'm not a male. soo i'm not a sir.. And even being female and not having a dick, i bet i'm more of a man then you'll ever be.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
yea your so much of a man i agree. you be proud of that
lo_k 0
WTF! your? have you taken a single English class in your life? YOU'RE!
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
wow do you really ****** care. YOU'RE a moron for caring. go write a fml about this
lo_k 0
Okay, and when i do that you can write an FML about having a small penis and no manhood. :D