Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Costco, with my six year-old and my baby. I turned my back on them to grab something off a shelf and heard the baby scream. I turned around and saw my son dumping a gallon jug of mayonnaise all over my baby in his stroller. FML
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popoman 0
That's not nice. Don't reprimand your child for honesty.
testing_fml 0
haha, I would have trouble not to laugh if' I were you.
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Comments (180)
ColdGold 6
Fat cow. You know who you are.
swisscows 0
you're screwed
wh4t3v3R 0
Hahahahaha! I so hope this really happened.
higurashil0v3 0
fail...
crazy_coon 0
they need to be told that or else they might not notice!!! that bitch better not have started getting all upset, for if she did then you should have told her to "Lose some weight bitch it ain't hard to tell!!!"
AKBIGCAL 0
bahahahahaha frickin epic! op you should have been like I know son I know. haha
Mr_Satisfied 0
Evidently the woman in front was indeed a fat cow, so she got everything she deserved. The sunglasses was the icing on the cake. Err... best not mention cake...
allergic_2_broke 0
i read this two days ago, and it still makes me chuckle a little... ha, i'd totally high five my son for that one. what a very intelligent boy taking note of the comical obese cow with glasses on the yogurt container...
allergic_2_broke 0
LMFAO!!!!
Jabastiaan 0
Ahahaha. Wearing sunglasses inside. There's no sun inside. I would laugh if my son did this.