Miscellaneous: Not getting my deposit back

Not getting my deposit back

By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 8 411

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my apartment because I'm moving. I was being really thorough so I could get as much of the damage deposit back as possible. I noticed I still had one of those 3M plastic hooks on the wall, and when I went to carefully take it off, a large chunk of the wall came with it. FML

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You deserved it 8 490

By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58

Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 677

Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

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You deserved it 13 458

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 434

You deserved it 45 894

By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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You deserved it 35 909

One thing after the other

By Anonymous - 16/09/2025 00:00

Today, someone did a hit and run on my car hard enough to knock it onto the curb from its parking spot, destroying the bumper. They didn't leave any info behind. After taking care of police reports and such, I got home and took off my shoes just to step in a puddle of my roommate's horrible cat's diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 101

Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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You deserved it 13 630

Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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You deserved it 3 699

By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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You deserved it 5 104

Counterproductive?

By Anonymous - 03/12/2025 12:00

Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML

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You deserved it 92

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:18

I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

wafflemaster 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:29

i blame u for the lipstick part

Comments

iBeC00L 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:33

yea I believe I'm a girl but it's the thought that counts

MC_Telepathy 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:39

125 - i will bash your skull several time on a steel pole then ill chop off each and every one of your ****** ass limbs until you stop screaming then i will laserate your stomch and play with your inners, all with a huge grin on

Fluffeh 5

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:50

Why would you feel the need to add the gay community into your threat with someone?

iron_chefITALY 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:43

ok bud I'm waiting for ya. in the meantime maybe take some off ur crazy pills

musicman226 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:43

Clutzilla

iBeC00L 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:51

hey hey now, mr. chef I didn't see a thank u anywhere in there, it took great thought to come up with such a compliment >_<

MC_Telepathy 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 6:51

133 i will burrow under your skin and start making you bleed internally so you suffer incredible amount of pain then force my way to your brain and come out your eyes. watch your mouth ****** or you gunna get rung up, bitch.