Not getting my deposit back

By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

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wafflemaster 1

i blame u for the lipstick part

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wafflemaster 1

i blame u for the lipstick part

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WiseGuy79 14

Cut the phone line out of the wall and spray paint white over the lipstick! Problem solved lol

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iBeC00L 0

why do u have a white carpet? nobody gets a white carpet for that exact reason u nut.

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amberrenae 0

32 ; You fail. (:

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KarinaLizeth18 5

haha 33 you fail xD... oops *34 oh no wait it's the same person :|

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rwctkd95 0

33 so u girls lick each other out?

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FFML_314 11

You sound just like me.

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Schizomaniac 24

You have better grammar. :P

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Schizomaniac 24

Whoops. I thought your comment was a reply. I fail. :P

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FFML_314 11

I was wondering what you were talking about. I was just going to let you have it though.

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