Intimacy: Nosey

Nosey

By Jess - 04/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house. When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip. The first question she asked my husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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Tense dinner

By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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By Interrupted - 27/11/2010 01:03 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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Dry

By moresexperience - 11/09/2009 12:26 - United States

Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. It all was going fine until my mom asked aloud, "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied, "No." I'd actually been painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML

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By weirdedout - 24/05/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asks "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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Avoidance

By Anonymous - 25/06/2023 00:02

Today, we got back from vacation. In the lead up to our vacation, my girlfriend talked excitedly about all the sex we could have. When we got to the hotel, I heard, "I can't be comfortable, what if they hear us in the hall?" After we got home, first thing was, "I want to deep clean the bedroom, sex can wait." FML

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Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 10:00

Today, we got on the plane for our honeymoon and her parents were on the same damn plane, going to the same spa resort, in the room next door, and my wife has the nerve to tell me it was a coincidence. How we supposed to get our sexy freak on, sharing a bedroom wall with her repressed mother? FML

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farmgirl 3

Monday 4 May 2009 23:11

ask your father-in-law if he's satisfied in bed right in front of that bitch

wowfmlife 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:04

This would only be a FML if he said no

Comments

stinkybutt 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:41

well what'd he say?

alwyld 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:49

dam, some parents he has....

pikachu_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:14

lol this sounds like something my grandmother might have asked my parents

missapple_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:16

I wonder if she used to ask for masturbation updates when he was a teenager, too... Or did the hidden camera in his room take care of that?

amsilent 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:17

Dumb bitch.

mcsnelly 5

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:22

quite awkward....maybe you need to have a little talk with her about normal social boundaries! lol # 43--It's THEIR relationship and THEIR sex life. No matter how "curious" the MIL is about "how long their relationship might last," that's ABSOLUTELY NONE OF HER BUSINESS!!!

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:39

Haha edit: I'd probably be a little freaked too, if my mom asked me that. What im saying is that later (much later) when I thought about it, i'd understand why she wanted to know. and ok 51 when did your pms start? haha jesus christ

StrawberryPiez_ 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:43

loooooooooool his mom is WROng.

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:02

Here's some advice my mother gave me about dealing with the in laws. When you have a problem with his parents, tell him what the problem is and have him bring it up, saying WE not SHE. Same thing goes for your parents, you bring up the problem he has and don't make it out to be just his problem.

grazynaanka 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:10

I hope he didn't give her an answer. In-laws are always sooo nosey and rude for some apparent reason. Just wait till you both decide to have children.