Today, my husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house. When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip. The first question she asked my husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML
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Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asked, "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML
Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML
Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. It all was going fine until my mom asked aloud, "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied, "No." I'd actually been painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, we got back from vacation. In the lead up to our vacation, my girlfriend talked excitedly about all the sex we could have. When we got to the hotel, I heard, "I can't be comfortable, what if they hear us in the hall?" After we got home, first thing was, "I want to deep clean the bedroom, sex can wait." FML
Today, I met my new girlfriend's teenage son for the first time. His first words were, "So you're the guy who has been banging my mom." The rest of the evening he kept asking what we have done and if his mom was good at it. She thought it was awfully funny to hear me tell her son how she was in bed. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
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farmgirl 3
ask your father-in-law if he's satisfied in bed right in front of that bitch
wowfmlife 0
This would only be a FML if he said no
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Comments (100)
trucanadian 0
You should have told her all the details. Then talk about how told she was screaming and how she deepthroated your **** then mention the beautiful pearl necklace you got for her.
AnneFTW 17
WTH?! What kind of weirdo is she? Your life is so f'ed XD
purupuru 1
Oh wow, that's... just wrong.
jenn03 0
wow, i hate mother in laws. LOL
159753 0
well that's a little creepy she was waiting INSIDE your house when you got home. upped the creep factor that she asked your husband how you were in bed. i think you should have gone into full detail about it, then asked her how her sex life is.
fcuk_fml 0
"were you satisfied with HER?" wow. good luck the rest of your life
Kzee 0
My mother in law's a nosey bitch too, sorry to hear that, but you'll have to learn to live with it.
weinerdog 2
He should have, in graphic detail, immediately described the repeated backdoor action, liberal use of fruits and vegetables, and the endless stream of men that provided hot three way pounding. That would have shut her up.
plexico 4
So, what did he say? And did you add your own comments about her son's dick and balls?
Kzee 0
LoL @ 30 Btw, I suggest changing the locks on your house wouldn't be a bad idea.