Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
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Top comments
TheWindowLicker 13
How have you been dating for 10 months and are just how finding this out?That really doesn't make sense to me lol.
SwiftKick2DA 0
more money to spend on you!! =]
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Comments (176)
Faceeater24 0
Looka this bitch-ass nerd! Still living with his mom on my dolla! **** you!
c_rios88 4
hey they're just really cool roomates
Elendil_fml 10
Hey, I'm 36 and live with my mother. She's disabled (lost 75% of her lung capacity) and can't live on her own. so there may be extenuating circumstances.
cretan 4
looks like someone sure knows how to pick them...fail
quantumFytr93 8
doesn't necessarily mean he's broke or he's a loser...May be a cultural thing
TheMadScientist 13
Are you still dating him?
gs_2013 4
No life? I think so! Lol.
heyitsrachel98 0
you would hardly 'hang out' if your 38.
barbiesaurus 0
no surprise... you're in jersey
KickItHigh 32
So it's OK, if a girl still lives with her parents, but not when a guy does? Great double standard.
FarSide 23
Why the **** do you care about a double standard?