Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Seems like her boyfriend wasn't the only one getting milked.
Nederlander95 14
I guess he was just a real BULL in bed
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Comments (90)
lowshadows 21
kudos to your sister , high five to her one night stand.
brandoneyez1 25
Next time walk up to the door and tell them to stop faking it!
pwnman 33
"AHH.. MOOOOOOO"
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Why didn't you just leave?
MeAnd 9
Maybe the guy is a farm boy and he enjoys this type of moaning. Just guessing.
poppyseed420 9
I know how you feel, my stepmother also sounds like a cow
annoonymous 4
I wish some of these had a like button cause they're hilarious. This one for example
gracehi 33
They have a "favorite" button.
worldclassrager 41
Let's hope beastitality wasn't done beforehand..
ilytyvm 25
my best friend and I just had a blast mimicking what we thought that would sound like...
animalxcrackers 20
Bang on the wall and yell, "she's faking it!!"