Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I approached my mother for comfort, because I've been feeling depressed and unloved by anyone lately. She replied, “Honestly, I stopped loving you back when you were a toddler.” FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML
Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, Honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, my mother snapped and took her frustrations out on me. Whenever she has a problem with other family members, it falls on me because she can't show them her true face to them. And she wonders why I hide away all the time… FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
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mosarmini 0
O snap! well tell her..."thank god I didnt turn out a douchebag like you" case closed =]
Dee100 0
She was probably joking.
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annonymouss_fml 0
She was CLEARLY joking back!
p00p0ster0us 0
Sounds about right. 4-year-olds are jerks.
that_guy321 2
I must say that you're name is awesome, and i respect you, as you got the name "anonymous" And i know that when you don't sign in, it puts that as your name, but they do it with a capital "A" Not a lower case. So that's pretty awesome. Anyways, learn to take a joke.
Albedo667 5
rofl o that's classic
zachbredberg 0
FML's are getting worse and worse...
imlucky59 0
What are yall like the FML police or something u guys take these too seriously!!
fawfulster 11
That's good for your mother to tell you that. Now you can throw her into the world's worst asylum.
nerwende_fml 0
I think it's a joke too. Come on, even if it was real (which would really really surprise me), you think she'd just throw it in your face like that?
Paige_Nicole10 0
um a joke?????
kira1kira 0
late-onset post pardom deppression