Mortifying

By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 16:29 - United States - Katy

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Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say, "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML
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Same thing different taste

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another victim petrified by thier father's basilisk.

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RedPillSucks 31

at least he didn't follow up with "who's your daddy?"

I have never wanted a follow up as much as now

And that,children,is why you wait until the light's on to get freaky.

Maybe watching a movie in your room for now on wouldn't be a bad idea...

Don't leave us on a cliffhanger, all of us want to know what happened afterwords. D:

At least he didn't say "Who's your daddy?"

That is why you don't do out for a midnight snack

That is why you don't go out for a midnight snack!