Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Morning surprise

Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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caitoLo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:33

someBODY or someTHING?

knd_34 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:48

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

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brad83 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:09

dude that sucks but trhat is ******* funny

lunytunes88 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 7:04

YDI for being your wife's bitch and leaving your shoes outside.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 7:31

I agree with #112!! and #108: Shat is an awesome word :)

Gibbio260 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:02

it was probably nate myles............ come on someone from australia who follows NRL you've gotta find that funny

rawrsaur19 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 8:49

aye, it is (Y), made it myself earlier

Nightmare1 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:29

haha sucks for you!!!!

MagicJosh 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:43

it's protocol

dELiA14 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:10

Why the hell were they outside of the hotel room?

ashleeee 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:28

lmfaooo at you using "shat" !! oh as long as you didnt put them on and wear it; im sure you were like " ewww shat " !

Brak_Spaceman 19

Thursday 27 August 2009 21:15

POO POO

InRilievo 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:51

YDI, for leaving them outside of the hotel room. Hotels aren't the safest places, they could've just as easily been stolen ):

Brak_Spaceman 19

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:00

The pooper pooped in his shoe to prevent them from being stolen.

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