Kids and Underwear: Mix up

Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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Serial skid marks

By OverMyInLaws - 20/08/2022 06:00

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:52

You have a giant granny? That's amazing! Wait, what?

Airman1988 9

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:50

Could have been worse, could have been your vibrator or something

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Jewnut 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 3:38

hahaha sooo embarassing! but I'm glad you shared, now I have something to watch for when my son starts preschool

superfluffy 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:04

was she wearing it like a cape?

perdix 29

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:41

You'd better start losing weight now so you can go to Family Fun Day without disgracing your kid.

FunSized88 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:51

Lol wow! EMBARRASSING

Trisha_aus 15

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:59

At least your kid hasn't seen you in them...wait..

jonn090 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:02

You would probably wear those panties when you get high

PartyxRocked 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:15

Better than lingerie.

Eisha 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:51

That's embarrassing!

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Saturday 14 April 2012 11:22

At least it wasn't a thong!

lollipop77_fml 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 14:37

Everyone has a Bridget Jones big knicker moment - this was yours!! "Hello Mummy"!!

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