Milkmaid

By Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 972
You deserved it 21 353

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

Comments

foreverfmylife 0

You kind of deserve it. He probably doesn't think you are fat, but was trying to appease you thinking that you were complaining of post pregnancy weight.

You can't blame him for leeping to the conclusion that you meant weight can you? It isn't physically possible to give birth and not put on weight. It's understandable he might think you'd be upset about that.

rakhil11 7

when u say ur a cow, u generally mean ur fat. it's just a phrase in the english language. i would have assumed the same

urbwzrd 0

men do not understand women! so don't mean anything! just say it clear!

If its a newborn, u r fat. Face it. U shuldnt get angry when u use misleading sentances. This is not FYL

amazingkate 0

that's what "i'm a cow" usually means. it very rarely compares the common ability women and cows have to produce milk; more often a comparison of size. and you have a sweet husband that doesn't mind the extra weight you have put on, so YDI and YL is not F.

Hey atleast he said it like he cared about you.

bigraws23 0

When you say cow it's pretty obvious that you mean fat. Or it's implide

this dosnt make sense of corse ur fat u just had a baby this isnt even bad lol