Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our dog is a racist. No other way to say it. We’ve had her since she was born, raised her just like our other dogs, but every time we try to take her for a walk, if she spots a black person, any black person, she barks at them, and once almost bit someone. We don’t know what to do. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I took my new puppy to the dog park, proud of my cute little fluff ball. Instead of behaving nicely like the other dogs present, my dog ignored every toy, treat and friendly dog, and ran straight into a pond. He emerged soaked, covered in mud, and proudly dropped a muddy stick at my feet like it was a trophy. FML
Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
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brackaman 18
Brian?
JustKittyKat 24
I apologize for a saddening/serious comment, but she seems to have had a bad experience with black people. Abuse possibly? Or your dog is totally racist. You choose whichever you prefer.
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Comments (62)
surfbumblonde 7
My dog refuses to eat dark meat, like steak, but enjoys chicken. Irrelevant but fun.
Dogluvr1197 30
Your dog was probably abused by black people and now associates all of them with her bad experiences. My friend's rescue who she's had for years had been previously abused by a man and is still uncomfortable around men today.
UberNova 18
Sometimes, bringing aspects of FMLs into another just doesn't work, this is one of those times.
Cheerieful_fml 2
Dogs are colorblind...
HannahLouise96 13
They're not, actually. They do see in colour, just not as clearly as we do.
Drigr 9
In the time of black and white, white people were white, and black people were white. Apparently?
draisge 1
Dogs bark at the unfamiliar. It's a matter of "You don't look like anyone in my family, that makes you a stranger!" I've had a dog who freaked out when he saw black people (didn't happen to have any black friends at that particular time), but I've also seen dogs freak out at guys with beards if they're not used to them.
MzMegs 20
We have a moronic weiner dog who's black and will NOT stop barking at my brother's Guatemalan friend (who lives with us) every time he sees him. He's lived with us for at least three months and that dumbass dog still hasn't gotten over it.
texanplayer 1
I blame the owner
Kallian_fml 21
Your profile picture almost made me piss myself laughing. However now I fear the nightmares I shall be having tonight...
severe_fml 3
Send the dog to sensitivity training. Watch out! If he bites a black person it will be a hate crime.
Kallian_fml 21
Dogs don't hate. There's some reason behind it.
drewcat21 0
Nigguh please!