Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our dog is a racist. No other way to say it. We’ve had her since she was born, raised her just like our other dogs, but every time we try to take her for a walk, if she spots a black person, any black person, she barks at them, and once almost bit someone. We don’t know what to do. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I took my new puppy to the dog park, proud of my cute little fluff ball. Instead of behaving nicely like the other dogs present, my dog ignored every toy, treat and friendly dog, and ran straight into a pond. He emerged soaked, covered in mud, and proudly dropped a muddy stick at my feet like it was a trophy. FML
Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
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brackaman 18
Brian?
JustKittyKat 24
I apologize for a saddening/serious comment, but she seems to have had a bad experience with black people. Abuse possibly? Or your dog is totally racist. You choose whichever you prefer.
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Comments (62)
randomthing 22
My dog does the same... except it's only black dogs. :p
nattynatters 14
Mine is the same only if you are wearing black. And if you're a man.
iNewKid 20
Hmm, I wonder where the dog's learned that.
Rancor 5
My dog is too, just only to overweight black people.
patrickalamo 48
Does you dog look like my pic when they walk by.
Athleticism 11
45- I've never closed up on your picture before. I've always thought it was a grey puppy.
iGrassYourSister 6
i call it well trained dog. you know you re like 8 times more likely to be attacked by black person in america? facts baby, not racism.
Martnikk 15
It might hate black people because it was mollested by one
Bree12345 15
Well, that's nice.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Sometimes if a dog has been abused before (say, by a person wearing a hat, a man with a beard, or even a black person) they will be afraid of people who look like that person. It isn't the dog's fault.
hooah21 11
Well hello there
brackaman 18
Brian?
Drigr 9
I was thinking ladybird/hank hill. But I'm sure that one specific episode wont be on any radars
Kn0wledge123 21
That dog obviously got it from its father.
zhatred67 5
Is your dog named brian?
JustKittyKat 24
I apologize for a saddening/serious comment, but she seems to have had a bad experience with black people. Abuse possibly? Or your dog is totally racist. You choose whichever you prefer.
GothicAngel17 24
Actually some dogs are simply racist because while they were puppies they had never seen a black person, so when they finally do they see them as a threat because they're different to the people they're used to.
harlequinn10 3
It's the same with my cat. Except, she scampers away like crazy whenever she sees an Indian construction worker. I picked her up from the void deck, frail and possibly abused a couple of years back.
drewcat21 0
Indian construction worker? Wtf!? Lol
kellygirl83 11
I have never seen an Indian construction worker! I thought they didn't exist.
Athleticism 11
My dog was rescued from abuse, and every time it sees a black man it runs away.
rebel_belle1974 5
I had a dog that was abused by a man in a ups uniform, she'd bark whenever she saw one.
Mideoyeo 12
Time to call Cesar Milan!
dijafe27 6
Wow.. My dog only barks at leaves .
iTransform 8
I don't know why, but this made me crack up. Thanks for that :)
loloalltheway 23
Ain't no dog racist
zero91 4
your dog might have bad experience with black people before you got her