Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, my mum came to visit me in the country where I'm studying. We went out, and when she saw a dude eating something she liked the look of, she made me run after him to ask where he bought it. The guy was my ex. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
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theteal 0
All that comes to mind is..... Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited so long....
fobchick 0
They are *******...
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Comments (71)
yakturk43 0
haaaa ur mom stole ur man...he's laying the wood to her
misspeg 0
hmm this is a little wierd but depends how long OP was going out the dude for. some parents grow attached to their offspring's bf/gfs, even though they shouldn't be meeting up after they have broken up.
SavageParrot 0
Bom chica waaw waawww ;)
Mike_H0ck 1
you probly deserve it.. my ex's mom took me to the movies once without my ex bc my ex was a ****.. and yes, penis in the popcorn box =)
perdix 31
I'd be worried if it were that documentary about Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. I can guess what your mom is going to use to whiten her coffee, but I have no idea what she'll use as a stirring stick.
Youwantwhatnow 0
win ^^
turdburgers 0
They're doing it.
ufailQQ 0
You sure it was "coffee"?
jonny2x4 0
Is your mom hot? She sounds like she could be a MILF.
captaincanoe 0
Looks like your ex-boyfriend might be becoming your new step-daddy ;)
LemonStarship 5
Hot coffee :)