Love is…

By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

Ahaha, maybe she was just trying to make you cosy with her warming fart gasses.

Get in used to, thats just the beginning

Yeah, later on they just pee on you. Wait, what?!

Farting on your gf/bf/wife/husband when you're sleeping is the ultimate form of love. And the fact that you stayed and endured it means you love them too. It's kind of beautiful when you think about it.

hippodankamus 22

Must have been a lovely feeling. Making you feel all warm & fuzzy.

After the first one I would have probably woken them up from laughing.

Gnaw off your arm, then light a match