Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I noticed while sitting on my office chair, my belly is now large enough to touch my thighs. I'm not pregnant, I just ate my feelings for the past few years, and gained about 20kg in total. I've never felt so much self-loathing as I do right now, and I'm too ashamed to ask for help. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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amerwin 3
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Dust yourself off, and create a gameplan to shed some lbs.
cavalos94 0
dude that's your own damn fault. if you're unhappy with your body, go on a diet.
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Comments (127)
everlife_333 3
aww don't listen to all the haters just use this as an opportunity to loose weight ,eat better, exercise and most importantly be healthy. maybe see a nutritionist and/or join a gym.
thecrazydog 0
I swear most of y'all r messed up... kickin someone when there down SMH.. and tht sucks man mustve been rough...
madeline1960 0
I can't believe how heartless some of you guys are . No body is perfect .
neverdrinkSODA 12
pills...
cradle6 13
Listen to 73. I'm celiac myself and all sorts of weird symptoms can come about from eating wheat.
MrLaryRottweila 1
fatass
zowieandzander77 1
what's with the over use of the "as" in FMLs recently. Today, as I am a receptionist, today as I had to go to the bank. so annoying. anyway, OP that sucks but they do offer seatbelt extensions. Use today as a wake up call. little changes in your diet can really work.
underpaid011 0
it's not over yet. decide you want to lose weight, then do it. it may not be easy, but it's not impossible.
SaCRaMeNTo9one6 0
Go to the gym a bit fatass it's not that's hard
FarSide 23
Glad I am not fat AND fugly. One of those is bad enough.
DarkJoy_fml 5
You're so attractive that you're not afraid to post your beautiful face so that the whole world may lust after you.