Rusty
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New City, United States
Life insurance?
Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML
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MattStro 23
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
cutycat136 28
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them
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xDeadlyBlade99x 9
Well..... the big question here is... are you?
BloodyGlass 10
Better check them both into a psych ward, sounds like they both has schizophrenia.
carbonbasedcynic 17
secretly OP is a killer psychopath