Sex, Parents and Intimacy: Let me in - FML

Let me in

By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

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EvilPotato 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:19

Sex is way better than kids :P you've been overruled.

Aaronftw 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:20

Sometimes you just gotta take one for team

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hollyman 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:25

That sounds like something that would happen to me...

chickenwalrus 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:27

no

hollyman 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:14

Why no??

13FMYLIFE 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:26

Are you sure they were only locking you out for sex?... 0.o

twofirstnames 12

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:28

Adults need love too! Haha

TalkingMuffin 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:29

Wow, how cold of them.

Towerhead1 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:29

Do the same to them

chickenwalrus 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:29

i'll say it before some idiot does, your life is "******"

Savra_fml 17

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:24

Thanks for being designated idiot # 31. You're a champ!

chickenwalrus 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:46

haha that was my intention.

juturnaamo 29

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:29

Make some friends. They need to keep warm somehow.

jigsawbanana 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:30

POP goes the weasel.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:31

hey, parents gotta get it in too...

Airick_TheGreat 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:32

That's kinky!! But sucks for you

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