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m33p This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Let it all out

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

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College Life

Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.

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Pull ups are wonderful

Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

Say goodbye to that school.

The wording of this is beautiful.

What the crap.....how does this happen? This needs a follow-up please.

This made me giggle. But I really feel for you. Good luck with school tomorrow. ?

Plot twist: OP is 2 y/o and is being potty-trained.

to the point class must be smelling something relaxing ...

Bet you didn't see that shit coming.

nice, relaxing?

Is your name Pete Melman? Because I heard about it on eavesdropper.

Please tell me you're joking... So sorry OP. But trust me, not the worst thing that's ever happened at school. Wait for someone else to steal the spotlight.