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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Let it all out
Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML
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brieee 23
Pull ups are wonderful
RobinGoodfellow 47
Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.
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brieee 23
Pull ups are wonderful
kerstileann 26
Depends on if pull-ups fit op.
onlychildFTW 34
Make sure to go for the easy open sides for easier changes!
Llama_Face89 34
21- Haaa I see what you did there!
xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a shitty situation
Retaheki 27
And the Oscar for Most Overused Pun goes to...
russfml 31
Oh really I never heard that one before lol
Sandsh8rk 36
You had to be THAT guy, didn't you?
buckstop1 37
Guys, you're overreacting. In every crap related FML, somebody has to say it. It's tradition. However, it is also a tradition to down vote it to oblivion.
jbones24 22
That pun was bad and you should feel bad
False_Stupidity 42
But #40, it's also tradition to overreact and berate them for being that person.
buckstop1 37
True, #63
Sebastian2022 22
That's gonna be a tough one to recover from, mate. I wish you the best of luck.
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope it didn't smell that bad...
BlindlyWandering 17
But you know it did.
buckstop1 37
Agreed. Last week, in Band Class, this kid Carter sharted. We call him Sharter now. Indeed, it will be tough to recover from.
devildog562 33
You will never live this down.
BlindlyWandering 17
Yea, time to change schools. (possibly even states)
OnlyAvailableID 28
And pants.
shksha22 7
I like you. Lol
lukian_fml 29
Class must have been very relaxing, to the point of relief!
jentrynicole 20
I really want to know how this happened.
newzealand 28
You say relaxing but all I can imagine is Cleveland in your mind screaming "NO! NO! NO!" as the poop came out.
LunaaBluee 27
When I was in grade 2 this girl shit herself during class because she was too embarrassed to ask the teacher for a bathroom pass
pallycoo 13
#14, your reply made me laugh more than the fml.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Yes, that does sound terribly relaxing. Good luck with your new nicknames; they're inevitable.
BeastyMcbeast 19
Had a friend who was known as mudbutt after he crapped his pants after being tackled in football. Good luck Op. Hopefully you can laugh it off eventually
genericfmluser 17
The mudbutt one was a previous FML
BeastyMcbeast 19
Probably explains where they got the nickname. I haven't seen that fml yet. And i thought my frieds were being creative
pureportedpear 27
If you are lucky, nobody noticed and you got out of there before anyone had the chance to. Best of luck further on if anyone did though OP
cheeeksss 29
Idk man, that smell is pretty noticeable.
icnburbbygrl 23
Big chief Brown Bottom
Spentpoet 26
At least it wasn't on someone's back porch.
XQuartzX 15
I think a porch would be less embarrassing than in class with people you know.