Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom is in the hospital and I'm sitting by the phone in case anyone calls with news. Each time the phone rings, I bolt upright to answer it. So far I've been woken up by two telemarketers, three robo-calls, and some old lady asking for Doris, who doesn't live here. I can't turn my phone off. FML
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
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giantsfan2010 23
Why do moms always try to set up their daughters with some random guy?
i_love_puppybrea 0
he's called you 15 times, and yet he has called you 5 times a day for a week, is it just me or did anyone else know she sucks at math?
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Comments (67)
baddbitchh 0
.......wtf then tell him to stop calling. grow some cahunas
brenkite 5
that would scare him off
123e3 0
I hate rednecks
Zmeilerr 22
**** you
funzcpl 0
no doubt. screw you. yeeeee hawwww
corytheboss 0
agreed! asking Alexandria is the shit!
funzcpl 0
my last comment was for you #27.
yaysmile 0
Stereotypes about a certain group is never funny. I live in one of the most "redneck" states there is and i hate it when people make stupid jokes about it.
yaysmile 0
Stereotypes about a certain group are never funny. I live in one of the most "redneck" states there is and i hate when people make stupid jokes that are not true about it.
yaysmile 0
Wow, some of these people are very rude. I live in one of the most "redneck" states there is. I hate it when people make stupid jokes and stereotypes about it.
emdoubleyou 0
just tell him you're not interested. if he doesn't respond to that tell him you're contacting the police and filing harassment charges
bswole 1
tell her to find ya a cajun boy we the best
Erissa 2
Funny, I live in Georgia and I've never met a "good redneck boy." I've met a "good country boy" and a "good southern boy" Just block the number and tell your mom to mind her own business
xNephilim 19
Question: What exactly makes up a redneck? I mean, what's the stereotype all about? Please in terms a girl from Germany can understand! :D
sublime420 11
You're ignorance is a blessing, really. but if you insist on knowing, listen to the stand-up of a guy called Jef Foxworthy. He tends to sum up the behaviors and attitudes of rednecks quite nicely.