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By suxx - 25/06/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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Go-faster stripes

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML

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Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML

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By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 12 693

Stuck on you

By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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mojojojo91 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:01

Did it feel so good?

FUUUandyourmom 16

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:00

What an amazing boyfriend you've got there!

Comments

camlz 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:47

me 2

cloudia32 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:48

Was it the best 30seconds of your life?

ImNoUnicorn 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:53

...and it felt so good! (felt so good)

yepyepyepyep 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:53

pussy

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:59

And no one told you because they knew it was true. (: oh and damn funny!

Nhanzter 5

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:00

it's not so bad. you were only in the kitchen right??

perdix 29

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:02

Am I the only one who wants to know if it was true?

chiddy_bang71 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:21

perdix. I expect funnier things out of u. u failed me.

eminemchick 19

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:03

wowww 55 thats just hilariouss

ImperialPoobah 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:14

Is your boyfriend Akon?

socerchic 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:23

Well at lease he didn't put a note that said I SUCK IN BED.

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Today, as a high school English teacher, I had to read submissions for a writing contest. The entries were filled with words like "irregardless", "could of", "acrost", and "ain't". These papers were supposedly written by the best students in the school. FML

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Today, I sat down in a hair salon. The guy getting his hair cut before me then told the girl doing the cutting that he's on a 2-week quarantine and he's not sure whether or not he's got Covid. FML

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Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency, and that I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom had ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML

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