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Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

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That's AWESOME.

Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully it doesn't turn into a trial of the 99 dragons whenever you try to get up to your room.

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Ill trade you!!!!! Id love hearing that stuff all day :D

Want a roommate?

redneckcracka 13

Why would't you want to live in a Bruce Lee movie?

thats awesome!

Do you not like Bruce lee? Cause I don't see how this is not awesome

^this nimrod's a combo breaker, what a twit.

Maybe they'll give you a discount if you sign up for classes!

Dude that's epic I'm jealous let's trade spaces you can live with my family im gonna go flirt with the instructor :)

Squeaky_Tomato 14

How is that a bad thing?

Right, because Bruce Lee was a karate master. Ignorant mofo.